Table Dance
Chris Rock

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage

And right now Deja Vu

It's time for the Deja Vu

One for two

Buy one, get two table dances

Now you know what to do

Fellas, here come the ladies

Here come the ladies


Hey baby, hey baby

Hey light-skinned

Light-skinned, light-skinned sister

Won't you come here

Come on over here

And give a brotha

Give a brotha a dance

Uh, I already got a customer


Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister

Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance

Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance

My shift is over

Well why don't you work some overtime then?

Shit

Okay, I understand ya shit


Hey baby, come here, come here

Won't ya give a brotha a dance

Come here, come here

Come here, cornrowed sister

Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance

Give a brotha a dance

I'm a waitress

Oh okay, okay


Damn!

What am I glass?

I think I'll sing

Ladies of Deja Vu

What must I do to get with you?

I got a role of twenties buried in my pants

So here's one little question that I'd like to ask



Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang


I been workin' all week, for the money I got

Lookin' for a place to bend this nut

In attendin' in my Benzo

Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes

But that shit don't thrill me

So I head to the mad city to get on, G

I don't dance just start fun

I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some


Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about?

The type of bitch that turn the party out

I met a bitch named Dynasty

With so much back, she made a blind man see

What's really happenin'?

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'

Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is


Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang


I'll give you a table dance

But you're white

And you're cute

This is a great table dance

Hey, you like that?

I love it!

This table dance makes me wanna

Makes me wanna sing


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