I woke up one day in VacavilleRound the corner from the penFat house on the hillAll the homies in the pen straigt locked downBut I gotta get dressed and hit the oaktownI called Randy Olson on the telephoneEarly in the mornin but he still ain't homeSo I called Ant Banks to see what's upHe said meet me at the studio at two o'clockI got dressed, smokin on some serious dankGrabbed my keys off the table and a bid ol bankI hit interstate 80 and I'm rollinJoint's still burnin and I'm smokin'I was on my way to San JoseTo the stero shop that make my music playCause one amp shut down and the bass ain't playinDidn't take long, for Joel and Janks to have me slumpin'So I called up Boo, what's up nigga what you bout to doHe said, just kickin' back waitin on the fellasBout to go eat at Della'sI said it sure sounds good to meI can't go tho, gotta hit Myrtle StreetPassed the acorns on my way, bitch. it's just anotha dayBig Banks came through and started mixinSittin in the studio kick back listeninTo some funky ass shit from the dangerous crewDebbie D came through, with FM BlueShorty B rolled up smokin' fat onesPee-Wee had a crew in the back roomGoldie had the tramps givin head breakin offRap and rhyme that diddley-dogTwin one and two is tellin storiesBout beatin down niggas for the gloryHad to catch a plane that night and roll out of townEverybody gettin high tryin hard to clownI had to go shop fo its time to leaveI dipped to the mall, flipped me some jeansRolled on out like a playaHot ass day, bitches everywhereI'm leanin' hard to the left like a big shotCheckin out the hoes seein who'll get knockedCause when you fuck with $hort you get fucked quickI rub some cum on ya ass and make ya suck dickRide through the old scene beamin it slowTalkin that shit five niggas on the fourDrive crazy, tryin to tear up shitIt's just anotha day in Oakland bitchIt was me, Jaque, Beamin and TiloBoo-kicke slow-motion and POSpud, Ju-Ju, Frog and Big-EGettin high on our streetBug, Joe-A, Ce-Ce and MarkRollin four deep from SobranI ParkHoward came through from the B-TownMotherfuckas gettin high it's goin downIt's the same everyday everyday it's the sameBut that night we hit the hoop gameWho was playin Seattle versus Golden StateHollered at the home boy Gary PaytonAfter the game, we went to his houseNBA Jams, turned us outNiggas talkin bout slammin bonesAny kinda way to get your gamble onBet, all you kept hearin was betDice game on the pool table fuck that shitI ain't goin outa town brokeI gotta have a bank get some dank to smokeThink I'm gamblin, you must be insaneIt started gettin late I had to catch that planeSo I cut to the airportJust anotha day for Too ShortI was high as fuck on the airplaneThinkin to myself about a street gangHow a black man'll do you in a minuteWalk around the corner see some shit and get in itHow the police always tryin to catch usFell asleep and woke up in Houston, TexasGangtas ass niggas from the fifth and the thirdTake yo ass there nigga fuck what ya heardNext night we did a show, in New OrleansSame gangstas same old sceneYellin at seventh at ninth wardI see my homies from the third and the fourthIt was me Big Dog and the eight guard posseHavin fun and you just can't stop meI did a show in Birmingham, AlabamaThen caught a plane in AtlantaI heard about the motherfuckin freaknickPopped that pussy hole fuck that weak shitYou shoulda seen all the bitches on the streetNiggas from Detroit was deepAll my patnas from the 'O' flew upAnd they was slangin that danky stuffGettin high with some brothers from MiamI and ClevelandKickin back talkin bout we ain't leavin
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister