Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I sayI never do work but I always playCause the game is life and I play the gameSo you never talk down on a player's nameWhen I grab my mic I'm the one man crewTalking bout me, wouldn't think about youWhen you heard Too $hort came to townYou never would've thought I'd be looking downOn who? On you cause I'm so bigMe and my money is all I digI'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punkWe take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your assBeating like a dope fiendBack seat riding in a limosineTelling that freak all about meThe creater of greater, sucker MC'sChilling out in the Oaktown singing a rapNo MC could rock like thatNow I say it like bitches sayNo MC could rock my wayWhen I rap it's always greatWouldn't care if it was like or on a tapeIt's me, $hort, the one and onlySpitting that rap to all my homiesYou know about you, you know I'm a starWhen I rap too good I might take it too farHad the whole damn crowd going wildCause I don't stop rapping, that's my styleToo $hort baby from East OaklandI got more hoes than I can count on my handYou got women? Well I got moreYou don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy $hortThey call me Playboy $hort known everywhereHad a life long dream to be a playerWay too cold at a younger ageIt was every day, just make that pageStill playing the same, still young at the gameNever talk down on a player's nameCause I'm big time, paid all my duesI'm rich and famous and way too coolPeople can't fuck with the way I'm rhymingThey say it's too slow but it bought these diamondsToo $hort baby is the name I useA '93 Lexus is what I cruiseClean from the start, I thought I was itI was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kickBut the Caddy got parked cause I'm riding newEastside bitch, so I'm siding, foolMoney everywhere, all over the floorAt the bank I'm known as Mr. $hortAt the house I be chilling, getting some headWriting raps all day, even in bedAnd them groupie-ass bitches love this shitThe funk rap master, made to fitJust her, I'm all in them gutsHomeboy can't fuck so I hooked it upBut young women like you with your big round buttsBlind girls driving down the street called LoveChasing that man, who really can't standSeeing your face so now you ranAnd you don't realize what you'll soon seeThe way making love is supposed to beWith a player known as Playboy TooRock a mic and a freak and you'll both be throughPlayers play women who like to get playedBitched like you just trying to get laidBut I like money, and I get paidI do my duty and say Good dayI didn't want to make love, I'm not that fastWhat the hell, she's a freak, she even askedSo let's go to my room, after the showTreat me like a pimp, and pay me hoeYou can suck my dick and I might singJust love Too $hort, I'm everythingSo cool, my name is TooCall it how you want but I won't call youRing my phone and you might seeRinging my phone just won't get meCause I'm hard to find, and I get mineAnd if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in lineI'd be right on time in the right placeToo $hort baby all in your faceTalking bout mine and what I wantFucking MC's with the Dangerous funkI'm on my way, to the topSo much rapping I'll never stopAnd all that fame, you might claimCouldn't stand up by my rap nameYou might be good, I don't careI've been rapping like this 13 long yearsI got more respect then you'll ever getCause I don't stop rapping and you know that shitSucker MC's with your record dealMost tapes out now couldn't be realCause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hitsBut you'll find out Too $hort don't quitWhen I grab my mic I'm the one man crewTalking bout me, wouldn't think about youWhen you heard Too $hort came to townYou never would've thought I'd be looking down
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister